vacation voicemails
Hey Stacey, it's me. I just wanna wish you a happy end of vactation!!
You are officially uber relaxed now so yeah I just wanted to you know wish
you well and I hope you had fun going out and drinkingor doing whatever you
planned to do. Um, just flashing your boobs to unsuspecting passersby. Whatevs.
So yeah. I love you. Hope you're having a great day. Bye.
-- Jazz
Staceyyyy. You took your name off your voicemail. Are you getting any
kind of crazy fan stalkers, I wonder? Um. I'm distracting myself. I mean, you
know. The point of me calling was to wish you a happy vacation and, uh, I
wish I could have gotten to talk to you. I hope that, uh, you have a
fantastic week and that you've used and abused your privileges already...
and, um... passed out, Graham says. Graham says hello also. I'm in Canada right
now and this is costing me lots and lots of money so I'm gonna keep it kinda
sorta brief. [blah blah blah Point Foundation conference in LA] Hopefully I'll
talk to you in the next couple of days. That's all I got. Love you. Bye.
-- Gay Matt
Hey Stacey it's Emma um!, happy vacation! I hope you're getting
real drunk. Um, but, you know, have a great party or celebration or whatever
your day has held for you. And I will talk to you later. Ok! Love you! Bye!
-- My Lesbian RoommateTM
Hey Tudman, happy vacation! This is an exciting week for a young
woman and I thought I'd call and leave you a message. Um, if you don't have
concrete plans this evening, my boyfriend is playing his first-ever show at the
Doug Fir which he's really excited about. So, if you can make it, you should.
I'm gonna try and go. They don't make sloe gin fizz downstairs, but they make a
pretty good something-else that looks like a sloe gin fizz. Give me a call. I
love you. I hope you're hungover. Already. Bye.
-- mayzface
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