1. I woke up early this morning and I wasn't hungover.
2. Although I ordered drinks at six different places (Tour de Crepes, Besaw's, Carlyle, Rose & Thistle, Collosso, and Moon & Sixpence), I was only carded twice. Each time I wasn't carded, I deflated a little bit.
More details to come, but I have to get dressed and go do that job-type thing.